BY LOGAN NYE — WEARETHEMIGHTY.COM
If you need a boost, try these 13 military memes that made us laugh.
1. The dog jumped; paratroopers just fall
Hey, the dogs get parachutes too.
2. No loitering or soliciting
The only bum fights with national security repercussions
3. The best air shows require ordnance
Why set down the controller? Can’t you pilot with those now?
4. It’s alright, you’ll sweat it out
As long as you wear a reflective belt
5. No s–t, there I was…
…it had been hours since lunch, and I was at the back of the line.
6. If they were equal, the Marines couldn’t spend so much time bragging
Nope, just paid the same.
7. Dress for the job you want
Pretty sure those toys are wearing their helmets though. Proper PPE, fellas, Proper PPE.
8. ENDEX, ENDEX, ENDEX
Best feeling in the military is, right before you have to admit you screwed up, hearing ENDEX.
9. The miracle of birth
Jets, the only babies that throw their own showers
10. Overly manly man has a sweet tooth
No. They don’t share them either.
11. Lock the door, leave the lights off
It’s always the duty. ALWAYS.
12. At least they included a spot for the helicopter
Kind of surprised they settled for only one hole
13. Military service is steeped in tradition
Worst time for a negligent discharge
Logan Nye - Staff Writer at We Are The Mighty
Logan is a former Fort Bragg paratrooper who deployed with the 82nd Airborne Division’s 4th Brigade Combat Team.
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